As if we didn’t know how gangster the University of Miami is already, I came across this rap song by “the 7th floor crew,” a rap group started by the University of Miami football team that includes several NFL players - Bears TE Greg Olsen, Ravens LB Tavarus Gooden, Texans WR Darnell Jenkins, Panthers LB Jon Beason, and Patriots DB Brandon Meriweather.
Judging from this song, the 7th floor was the place to go for gang bangs at Miami. Sucks for dudes who had girlfriends tell them they just got back from “hanging out” with Miami football players on the 7th floor. Sorry bro. This song is hilarious, but raunchy, so listen at your own risk. Lyrics can be found here.
G-reg’s part in this rap makes me proud to be a Bears fan. Bear down.
Miami has long been known as a pipeline for gangster NFL superstars, like Ed Reed, Willis McGahee, Edgerin James, Clinton Portis, Michael Irvin, Santana Moss, Devin Hester, Ray Lewis, and many more. I wouldn’t want to fuck with these guys… they’re criminal records are almost as impressive as their NFL records and their articulation (esp. Devin Hester) is comparable to a semi retarded 12 year old.
Maybe the reason Illinois sucks is cuz they don’t have their own 7th floor crew… I think it’s about time they make a rap group… but who would be the members?
Martez Wilson (For obvious reason… he got stabbed. It’s only about time he starts making rap songs), Juice Williams, Rejus Benn, Jarred Fayson, Chris Duvalt, and Eddie McGhee seem like good candidates… so now that CO’s is shut down, I think you guys should pick up rap as a hobby.
Go Illini
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