Halloween Sluts

It's a few days till Halloween, and even though I am not a huge fan of it... there's always one thing about Halloween that makes me happy. For some reason, girls of all ages think that Halloween means "dress like a slut" day. This trend is getting more ridiculous every year as more and more girls think this is ok.

Since when did girls find the need to put "sexy" in front of every costume for Halloween? I'm sure you've seen it... Sexy Nurse, Sexy Teacher, Sexy Pirate, Sexy Bumblebee, Sexy Policewoman, Sexy Angel, Sexy Kitten, and the list goes on and on. I mean, seriously, the last time I checked all these things were not sexy. Sure, I may have had some hot teachers here and there... but how the hell can a bumblebee be sexy?! You put on some yellow underwear and a black bra and some antennaes and call yourself a bee? That's just ridiculous and you look like an idiot. Or you put on an eyepatch and a cut up tank top and underwear and call yourself a sexy pirate... umm sorry last time I check Jack Sparrow didn't look like that... and the other pirates would have surely raped you first, congratulations. Or you put on black lingerie and paint on some whiskers to be a sexy kitten... um there is nothing sexy about cats so unless you're gonna lick your crotch, then you also look like an idiot.

Now even the Disney characters have gone slutty... did Disney recently come out with a porn that I missed? Cuz apparently sexy Disney costumes are the biggest craze these days. Apparently Cinderella was a closet slut and Snow White was banging all the dwarfs, cuz that's they way these costumes portray them. I must have missed that part... aparrently Bashful wasn't so shy afterall.

When I was younger, I was the cat in the hat, a ninja, a commando, buzz lightgear, and other chracters that normal kids dress up as, but now guys feel like the biggest jackasses if they showed up to a party dressed as Buzz Lightgear and all the girls are wearing "sexy" costumes. Yea, guess who's not hooking up that night? You. Loser.

Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girl's said, “Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” Umm... last time I checked, girls dress like sluts all the time. Halloween is just another reason to look slutty AND ridiculous. As much as I enjoy the eye candy, sexy outfits are a Halloween cliche that's getting out of hand. I can't wait to see what girls can conjur up this year... my suggestion: sexy transformer.