FUPA's

Do you remember when you were younger and sitting in class, wondering why your teacher had a bulge in her pants just beneath her waistline? Yep, that was the first time I discovered the FUPA (pronounced foo-pah).... fat upper pussy area. I find FUPA's hilarious, yet obviously disgusting. Upon my research of FUPA's... I came across this hilarious blog dedicated to FUPA hunting. Great for laughs as there are FUPA's of all kinds.

However, FUPA's should not be mistaken for FUDA's... the male version. Fat Upper Dick Area. Also, FUPA's should not be mistaken for FUBU, the overpriced brand that black people made for black people, even though suburban white kids that think they're black now buy at TJ MAXX. Again, FUPA's should not be mistaken for the fat midriff region that usually accompanies them, which I like to refer as the "muffin top" depicted below. Other names for the FUPA may be fat upper pubic area or one of my favorites, the "front butt."

FUPA's and FUDA's are hilarious for many reasons. I particularly enjoy them because I find it funny that fat people with them don't even know they have them. I mean, really? You don't notice that bulging flab that prohibits you to see your dick everyday? Also, it's funny that FUPA's make people wear their pants at a hilariously high level, up towards their belly button which accentuates the bulge beneath the waistline. This has to be for pure comedic relief, there's no way they are trying to make a fashion statement. Furthermore, FUPA's tend to make the fat bearers to waddle. No need for explanation, waddling is just hilarious. When the waddling becomes too much of a strain, they usually resort to those motorized shopping carts at the grocery store.

Also, can you imagine a man with a FUDA and a woman with a FUPA trying to have sex? Not a pleasant image I know, but one has to wonder if that is even possible. I think the laws of gravity just would not allow that, not to mention there's no way their large pubic areas would not conflict. I attempted to draw a picture of this, but I threw up a little and had to stop. You get the point though, physically not possible.

FUPA's can most commonly found at your local Wal-Mart and of course, teachers and librarians are infamous for sporting them as well. I have seen countless teacher FUPA's swallow up desks. Some famous fupas include Rosie O'Donell and the most infamous FUDA's belong to Charlie Weiss, coach of Notre Dame and Bill Parcells, NFL legend. Can you think of any others?