Since everyone is already talking about the CO's video on youtube, I figured I'd harp on something that I'm sure everyone can agree upon. Mondays suck. Monday's are no doubt the worst day of the week. You just spent the last few nights drinking yourself stupid to forget about the miserable work week you had, and Mondays are another constant reminder that life sucks for you and you have to do it all over again.
It all starts when you wake up. Your alarm beeps and you know it's time. "5 a.m?! Is this a fuckin joke?!" you ask, but it never is. You're waking up extra early to get that morning work out in before work, but the lures of a couple more minutes of shut eye tell you to fuck yourself. So, if you're anything like me, you'll push the snooze button 3 or 4 times but that 10 minutes just seems like 10 seconds... well worth it. The air is so cold now that it is almost impossible to get out from under the warmth of your comforter let alone get into the shower. It's pitch black out as if it was nigthtime rather than the morning. It's almsot cruel. I'll try to not to open my eyes for as long as possible so I've gotten most of my morning routine memorized by now... I can drag myself out of bed, brush my teeth, pee, and get into the shower all with my eyes closed... pretty impressive I know.
I'm always looking like shit on Mondays and forgetting shit because I can't remember where I left everything from the weekend. For example, I couldn't find any of my stuff for work this morning (like my pass to get into my building, my watch, etc, etc.) so I jsut said fuck it. I couldn't find my bag with my cologne, hair product, etc, so I said fuck that too. I look like shit right now, but it's fine cuz it's Monday and so does everyone else.
Now, I'm at work and I've already decided that I'm not gonna do anything porductive the entire day because... well, because it's Monday. There's always a time throughout my day when my mind tells itself it is gonna shut down and be worthless, and on monday's that time starts earlier than usual... much earlier. Every minute that goes by is just another minute closer to being able to go home and laying down, and waiting for the one good thing about Mondays... Monday night Football. Once again, there is a god and he is a football fan.
Check out this video... it pretty much sums up Mondays for all of us. Hilarious.
It all starts when you wake up. Your alarm beeps and you know it's time. "5 a.m?! Is this a fuckin joke?!" you ask, but it never is. You're waking up extra early to get that morning work out in before work, but the lures of a couple more minutes of shut eye tell you to fuck yourself. So, if you're anything like me, you'll push the snooze button 3 or 4 times but that 10 minutes just seems like 10 seconds... well worth it. The air is so cold now that it is almost impossible to get out from under the warmth of your comforter let alone get into the shower. It's pitch black out as if it was nigthtime rather than the morning. It's almsot cruel. I'll try to not to open my eyes for as long as possible so I've gotten most of my morning routine memorized by now... I can drag myself out of bed, brush my teeth, pee, and get into the shower all with my eyes closed... pretty impressive I know.
I'm always looking like shit on Mondays and forgetting shit because I can't remember where I left everything from the weekend. For example, I couldn't find any of my stuff for work this morning (like my pass to get into my building, my watch, etc, etc.) so I jsut said fuck it. I couldn't find my bag with my cologne, hair product, etc, so I said fuck that too. I look like shit right now, but it's fine cuz it's Monday and so does everyone else.
Now, I'm at work and I've already decided that I'm not gonna do anything porductive the entire day because... well, because it's Monday. There's always a time throughout my day when my mind tells itself it is gonna shut down and be worthless, and on monday's that time starts earlier than usual... much earlier. Every minute that goes by is just another minute closer to being able to go home and laying down, and waiting for the one good thing about Mondays... Monday night Football. Once again, there is a god and he is a football fan.
Check out this video... it pretty much sums up Mondays for all of us. Hilarious.
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