Gym Culture v2

I usually think of stuff I will blog about while I'm at the gym, so this is a continuation of my first post on gym culture. Here are things that really grind my gears...

Dude shaving while naked in the locker room... is that really necessary? Put a towel on, nobody wants to see that. Same goes for the dudes that weigh themselves naked... not necessary.

Dude taking massive dumps in the locker room, how about a courtesy flush bro? You should be ashamed of yourself.

Chicks, if you think nobody is looking at your camel toe while you do the vagina machine... you know, the one that spreads your legs to work your inner thighs.... then you are wrong. Everybody looks.

Chicks that wear only sports bras... yes, men stare at your boobs. Men are pigs and think dirty thoughts.

Dudes that wear spandex muscle shirts... you do not look cool. I don't care if you are ripped, you just look like a douschebag and everyone is laughing at you. Spandex just does not belong in the gym, period.

Dudes that wear wristbands... why the hell do you wear those? Wristbands were cool in high school basketball and football cuz they made you look sweet but served absolutely no purpose. Take them off, you look like a tool.

Dude that constantly hits on chicks at the gym... she's not that into you, especially with those pit stains bro, so just give it up. You're annoying the fuck out of everybody. And you're a douschebag.

Fat chicks that wear tight clothing... I don't even know where to begin with this.

People that stink... wear some fuckin deodorant, you smell like shit, literally... poop.

Personal trainers and sales people that work at the gym... you really aren't as cool as you think you are. You just think you are cuz you work around fat people all day.

All the people that take rec basketball at the gym too serious... this is not the NBA, it's a fucking Lifetime Fitness. It's one thing to be competitive, but it's not necessary to be throwing bows and talking shit.


I notice these things on a regular basis at the gym. I try to mind my own business, but sometimes they're jsut unavoidable. If you're one of these people, I'm not your friend.

What bothers you at the gym?