Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Misleading Facebook Pics

So you're creeping on facebook and you see this hot chick. Damn, you just got to meet her. She looks gorgeous in her facebook pic, but when you actually meet her and/or creep on her more, you realize she actually does not look anything like her profile pic and is in fact hideous. Yep, it's happened to all of us... just another case of the misleading facebook pic. God, I fucking hate that. Such a tease.

I don't understand why people do this. Do you think we wouldn't find out?! Um yea, apparently you thought I was gonna look at your other pics and think you (the hot chick I thought I was looking at) was actually behind the fat blob (that really turned out to be you). I don't think so.

This reminded me of a time during freshman year. My very good friend and I were dying to meet this one girl that lived in our dorm. Obviously coming into freshman year, we scoped out all the potential hot girls in advance on facebook. Judging from her facebook pic, which was a sexy pic of her while taking a shower (just the upper body, of course), she looked hot as hell. It helped that her pic showed a little bit of skin to leave room for the imagination. Of course, my friend and I hunted her down, only to find a whale. We couldn't believe our eyes that the two girls were the same. I thought I might have had to call the cops as this girl looked like she may have eaten the girl we were actually looking for. Perhaps a case of mistaken identity? Nope, it was her all right. Needless to say, we were pissed. I wanted to demand that she changed her pic so others wouldn't be tricked like I was.

Also, it doesn't count if you ONCE looked like the photo you have up. You may have put on a few lbs and still consider yourself sexy, but the rest of the world does not. It's called reality.

It's like answering an ad to buy a BMW, only to arrive to find a piece of shit Dodge. So do everybody and yourself a favor, if you dont look anything like your profile picture... then please change it. If you don't, you are entrapping students with your false appearance and wasting valuable creeping time. We don't appreciate it.

I could use plenty of examples from my own friend list, but I won't insult anybody I know. Here's one example I found online...

Facebook pic - looks pretty hot right?
Yep, same girl.

Not Cool.

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